Randoms.

Zia Yun Here :)~~

I don't what to post but here it goes very random...

Customer : Hey! Waiter why is there a fly on my soup??!!

Waiter : Shhh!! Not so loud or other customer may hear it and wants it too!!

Customer : ??!! @#&*(@^%$
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Detective A and B meets up in a restaurant for breakfast.

Detective A : I'm such a good detective that i know what colour boxers u are wearing.

Detective B : Give it a good try then :)

Detective A : A red polka dots one.

Detective B : Oh My!! How u know!!

Detective A : U never put on ur pants :)

Detective B Looks Down...

Detective B : OMFG!!!
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Might be a little racist no offence.

4 men on a ship. 1 European , 1 American , 1 Singaporean and 1 Bangladeshi.

European Man takes out a cigar and lit it , puffing 2 puff and threw into the sea.

American Man : Why did u do that ? It is very wasteful!

European Man : My country have a lot of cigar , wasting 1 isn't a problem...

American Man took out a hundred dollar bill and lit up , before litting his cigar , threw both away in the end.

Singaporean : Why U Do That?! Hundred Dollar Is A lot!!

American Man : My country have a lot of cigar and money so it is not very wasteful.

Singaporean Took the Bangladeshi and hurl him overboard the ship.

Bangladeshi : Why did u do that ??!!

Singaporean : My country a lot of Bangladeshi so throwing away one does not matters much.

:) Don't get insulted over this joke.