ZiaYun Here again. Posted some class pic on Facebook. Under my profile go and see if u want to.
Jokes.
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Boy A : My sister is only 3 years old , but she is so smart she can spell her name backwards.
Boy B : Wow! What is her name?
Boy A : Anna
Boy B : ...( no comment )
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A Bit Racist.
3 People of different religious. Chinese , Malay and Indian.
Argued about whose god is better , decided to jump from 3rd storey and whoever goes unhurt had the better god.
Chinese Jumps.
Chinese : Buddha!
Chinese land on ground unhurt.
Malay Jumps.
Malay : Allah!
Malay land on ground unhurt.
Indian Jumps.
But he died...!! Did his god help him?
Reason.
Indian Shout While Jumping Down : Lord Krishna .....
Indian land and died , as the god name was too long before he could finish he died. Like most Indians. The name is very long.
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A Joke I Made Quite Racist.
A group consist of 6 Indian Men walk into a supermarket to buy things.
Upon finish choosing their things they went to the counter to pay.
Cashier ( Can't Stop Laughing )
1 Indian Man Irritated : Why are u laughing upon seeing us?!
Cashier : Well U guys standing together in front of a white wall , u guys reminds me of BARCODE!
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